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"“Twats on Broomsticks”? I Think We’ve Found Our Band Name!
Girl #1, before movie: I don’t even know what this movie is about.
Girl #2: I told you already—it’s based on these books, they’re kind of like Harry Potter, except with vampires.
Girl #1, after movie: That was nothing like Harry Potter. Harry Potter is twats on broomsticks. That was softcore porn.
—AMC Loews
